A while ago, I was modeling for a photographer friend of mine. I realised I am probably (not probably, I really am) a bad poser; it felt awkward and unnatural to pose. But, we had such an interesting conversation. I was considering changing careers, talking about blogging and writing and you know how these things go. The next thing I knew, I was talking about trying to become a Bollywood actress. This is funny for two reasons: I'm blonde and definitely not Indian.
But here are my foolproof steps to becoming a Bollywood actress:
- I will attempt to become a Bollywood actress and chronicle my experience on my blog.
- Somewhere, somehow, someone will have an actual Bollywood connection and connect me.
- Because I would seem exotic, I'd actually be cast in a Bollywood movie as a mute, initially, before I learned Hindi.
- Learn Hindi, be cast into speaking roles.
- Make lots of money, move to India and enjoy popularity as a Bollywood actress.
- Bring Bollywood to the common people in the U.S. Enjoy success as the person who did this.
- Never need to work every again. Continue blogging.
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