You know you need a vacation from unemployment when...

1. There are no longer any dirty or unsanitized surfaces anywhere in your house.
2. You'd be delighted to sit in on your old boss's weekly staff meetings if it meant you got a paycheck.
3. Your cats have warmed to the idea of you playing dress up with them.
4. You've read the entire Mastering the Art of French Cooking from cover to cover.  More than once.
5. If you filed your nails one more time, you wouldn't have any.
6. No one asks you how you are any more because the response is always, "Still unemployed."
7. Checking the weather....why would I do that?  I never go outside.
8. Every. Little. Thing. Bugs. You. To. Death.
9. You find it difficult to fully focus during an interview because you're worried how your cats are handling your absence. 
10. Your mother thinks you call too much.
11. Your mind is a blank slate.  You've thought about everything too much already. 
12. Your nieghbours weren't sure if you were still alive, so they sent the rescue squad to check it out.
13. You have come up with every way to eat melted cheese and wrote a book about it.
14. Sitting and staring off into space seems like a completely normal way to entertain yourself.
15. You didn't know your boyfriend broke up with you two weeks ago.